Looking For Alaska
Who's daddy's little girl? 😘😍

Me of course 😍👑

She finds it sexy when I bite my lip, I find it sexier when she bites it for me

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

me like 4 yrs ago: i think i have depression
me today: boy howdy is that just one ingredient to this horrifying cocktail that is my mental health
Monogamy is a legitimate kink to me.

dom-wolfy:

Belonging to only one person is hot as fuck.

lunchbox-philosopher:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever